if i die resurrect me with this video

if you want to retain your hemsworth-like fantasies of what aussie guys are like, don’t watch this video




Okay so imagine the villain has captured a girl the protagonist cares about and is all like “I’ll kill her unless you give me the macguffin!”

And the hero’s like “that will never happen! I love her and she loves me! Right?”

And the girl’s like “um…this isn’t the best time.”

And the protagonist screams she’s a friendzoning whore and abandons her.

And the villain’s like “fuck that guy” and teaches her how to walk in thigh-high leather boots.










and here we have the differences between women’s and boy’s/men’s tshirts



Am I supposed to be mad about the price, or the insinuation that I, as a woman, need to be saved, but a man needs to be the hero?



last week she thought i drew official pokemon promotional material, it’s very endearing


last week she thought i drew official pokemon promotional material, it’s very endearing


you know it’s bad if jimmy is shocked



Females grow pubic hair

Not all labias are symmetrical

Big clitorises are not unnatural

Vaginal secretions exist outside of sexual arousal

These secretions have a smell

Some more pungent than others

The female reproductive system is not dirty

The female body can be hairy and a bit smelly and it will appear different for everyone

And that’s okay

file under: shit i was not taught in school but fuck i wish it was



seriously though bisexuality being defined as attraction to men and women is a heterosexual’s definition of bisexuality actual bisexual groups and organizations have been defining it as attraction to two or more genders or same and other genders since the nineties and plenty of nb people actually id as bi and refusing to accept how we define ourselves is so absurdly biphobic and heterosexist and jfc it’s 2014 can other queer people fucking realize and acknowledge this

forget ‘since the 90s’ tho bc like. frequent misdefinition notwithstanding, the bi in bisexual doesn’t stand for “two genders” and never has. at all. like when are people going to get that. the bi in bisexual DOES stand for ‘attraction to both’, but it’s not saying both binary genders only, it’s both as in being in place of homo, “same”, or hetero, “different”. bisexual is being into both same and different, not both and only male or female. the word literally has never ever meant that cmon guys learn your basic vocab and etymology before you flip out and yell at people over things ok thank u 


imagine a vampire going “fuck it” and just taking some antihistamines before going to town on a plate of garlic bread

later on it’s wheeled into the ER with like a puffed up face and it just goes “I have been on this earth 10 thousand years but i have not lived until this day”